Crunty Lyrics
All lyrics and music Copyright 2001 L Keen and J Marshall. So steal it and you're dead. Ner.

Samsung Sam is horny and forlorny caught having sex on the front lawny She's so bi, girl or guy but she'd still rather have Stephen Fry Uses ice cubes mohican pubes woke up with a rat on her boobs Danone frubes, lots of lubes no frills and KY, 3 whole tubes
Vibrator! Masturbator! Social commentator's all she ever wanted to be...
Chorus Samsung this song for me all she wants is to be 5ft 3 Samsung this song for me she's obsessed with Lenin and Trotsky
Political stuff, being in the buff some like it smooth but Sam like it rough Mail order suspenders, switching genders her cheque bounced, returned to sender Old guys' dicks, kinky tricks bet you thought this was about politics Socialist but heres a twist Sam's on Thatcher's christmas card list Vibrator! Masturbator! Social commentator's all she ever wanted to be
Samsung this song for me all she wants is to be 5 ft 3 Samsung this song for me she's obsessed with Lenin and Trotsky
Coda Remember when you used to get angry and shout "oh you cow" but you're far too mature to say things like that now You fell over the pavement and invented the "Thing" and now you have the feckin' cheek to ask us both to sing.
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